What's in a name? If you've ever had the chance of meeting Kristia, you have probably fumbled the correct pronunciation of her name. To save you from embarrassment, she will answer to anything that sounds remotely close and never correct you. Once you figure out you have been saying it wrong, you will ultimately ask her why there is a silent "i."

After mastering "Kristia," you will then look at the rest of her name and wonder how she wore monogrammed sweaters in the early 80's without much heckling. Her stories are quite humorous....